Des

Day count - 24.

Having a chauffeur does have its good points, though it also has its bad.
Like Soy Sauce in your coffee!

It has become clear that alcohol raises Karen's tolerance towards me, and without it, I'm on dodgy ground.
Summed up, so eloquently, after Lee's wedding reception;
"You're such a cock when you've had a drink"

This weekend, after repeatedly being told to stop arsing about in Billy Chans, she upped the game by putting Soy Sauce (a substantial amount I'm told) in my coffee and watching me drink every last drop.
Is this the start of things to come? Will the punishments increase in vigour as the pregnancy goes on? Will this culminate with a pillow over the face in my sleep?

I suppose I could try to behave.......